sparkxii

Mary Sue but a compliment

sparkxii

This girl is powerful and loved by everyone. And why shouldn't she. She should be allowed to have fun and be super overpowered

titles-for-tangents

Example: Barbie

disc80s

x

thesolarsurfer

You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I'm not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

thyrell

🏋🏼 XX_GRUNT_SMASH_BELCH_XX Salute

IM SO GLAD THEY IMPLEMENTED "FIST-BUMPS"!!!!! NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN REALLY FOSTER A MACHO AND BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MUTUALS!!!!!! BUT I HOPE THEY ADD A WAY TO MAKE MY POSTS MORE AGGRESSIVE AND BADASS TOO!!!!!!!!

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3 FIST-BUMPS

🏋️‍♂️ MACHO-STAFF Salute

WE HEAR YOU, AND WE'RE PROUD TO INTRODUCE AWESOME POST+!!! TEN NEW BAD ASS TEXT EFFECTS TO GIVE YOUR POST THAT MACHO FLAIR YOUR FOLLOWERS CRAVE!!!

13,673 NOTES!

54 FIST-BUMPS!!

🏋️‍♀️ KATIE_KRUSHER Saluted!

570 NOTES!

13 FIST-BUMPS!!

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XX_GRUNT_SMASH_BELCH_XX REPLIED:

THATS SO FUCKING COOL KATE!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE TO ROLL OUT SITEWIDE!!!!!!!!*

*NARRATOR'S NOTE: though this world is strange and wonderful compared to our own, the staff of MACHO TUMBLR still implement features by rolling them out to a small select group of users, and making them interact with other users to spread them. However, due to a strong culture of brotherhood and mutual respect on MACHO TUMBLR, this process is widely loved, and users of MACHO TUMBLR are always eager to share new ideas and experiences with their friends!

minor-locrian

🔵 rippling memory Empathize

i'm so glad they implemented
zephyr whispers

now i feel
like i can really foster a
quiet
and
contemplative
relationship with my
mutuals

but i hope
1. to look forward to with desire and reasonable confidence.
2. to believe, desire, or trust
they add
a way
to make my posts more
melancholy
too.

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7 zephyr whispers

🌱 contemplative staff Empathize

we hear you
and
we're proud to
announce ennui post+...

ten new
pensive
text effects to give your post
that lugubrious flair
your followers
crave

23,167 notes
145 zephyr whispers

mixsethaddams

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”